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[Paper Hearts]

That statement was worth 20 goth points, Daevion. Nice Work.

Check this one out: My heart is like a wound.

[Daevion]

That statement was worth 20 goth points, Daevion. Nice Work.

Check this one out: My heart is like a wound.

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thankyou....yes its true, the sun gives me "angst" blemishes

[Paper Hearts]

thankyou....yes its true, the sun gives me "angst" blemishes

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I hate the sun as well and prefer wet, overcast, cool days. I'm not happy unless I'm in wool.

[Daevion]

I hate the sun as well and prefer wet, overcast, cool days. I'm not happy unless I'm in wool.

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thats so gawth!! points for you!!!

[Paper Hearts]

yes!

[Brenda Starrr]

Jesus.....

Cheer the fuck up.

[JaneDead]

all i wanted was a pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me

[Paper Hearts]

no, mom, I'm not on Drugs!

[Brenda Starrr]

Do I have to show my tits again?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh boy! I was thinking we should take Dyno's advice and get a room. We could call the new thread Brenda and Paul's room...

[Brenda Starrr]

No one will want to post in that thread, so let's just get a room.

[Paper Hearts]

But I already have a room. I pay a lot of money for that place...

[Brenda Starrr]

I know what you mean. At $1000.00 per month, I'd better be able to fuck in it.

[Paper Hearts]

Right, you are. I had to explain that to my landlord once who had apparently never heard of fucking before. But we are not allowed to do this-

[Daevion]

Jesus.....

Cheer the fuck up.

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thats not a very meloncholy thing to say....you just got -5 gawth points for that

[Paper Hearts]

lets start a thread and keep a running tally on it. If you read something goth like by a fellow DGNer, you post on the thread how many points you think their statement is worth. Or remove points from them for un goth thinings they say. I hate life.

[Brenda Starrr]

thats not a very meloncholy thing to say....you just got -5 gawth points for that 

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What-EVER!!!!

Why don't you just stuff those Cheez-Its up your PVC covered ass and let me be pleasant!!!!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ!!

Love you.

[Paper Hearts]

Why can't water stay cold a bit longer?

[Daevion]

What-EVER!!!!

Why don't you just stuff those Cheez-Its up your PVC covered ass and let me be pleasant!!!!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ!!

Love you.

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-1 pts for the "what-Ever" but +4 pts for the pvc cheezit comment, however thats -5 for the saying "pleasant" and saying "love you" but +2 for jesus because crucifixion is soo gawth...so we have -1+4-5+2 = -6 gawth pts

paperhearts you got +10 for saying you hate life

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[Paper Hearts]

-1 pts for the "what-Ever" but +4 pts for the pvc cheezit comment, however thats -5 for the saying "pleasant" and  saying "love you" but +2 for jesus because crucifixion is soo gawth...so we have -1+4-5+2 = -6 gawth pts

paperhearts you got +10 for saying you hate life

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Thanks Daevion. Can anyone mend this gash wound in my chest where my heart once was?

[JaneDead]

since we are doing it this way give me my -100 goth points now. i don't deserve any.

[Paper Hearts]

since we are doing it this way give me my -100 goth points now. i don't deserve any.

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The low self-esteem grabs you an unbelievabe +200 goth points. Nice one.

[JaneDead]

*sigh* i suppose you are right!

[Daevion]

since we are doing it this way give me my -100 goth points now. i don't deserve any.

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you just got +100 for saying that you dont deserve any. :grin

[Daevion]

ooopppss...apparently our gawth point system is out of sync!!