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[JaneDead]

thats not true...you spam me with hate mail everyday... :laughing    :laughing

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

actually i have made my spam hating for you public. everyone knows how i really feel now....

*still watching you focker... i mean daevion....*

[JaneDead]

paul- i will yell at you if you like? i can do it really well.

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't want to be yelled at.

[Paper Hearts]

No. I mean, that's one of the glories of being single.

[JaneDead]

people whine and bitch at/to me a lot but i really don't ever get yelled at by anyone. not really sure the last time i got yelled at?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't get any of that. not that I'm suggesting it's a completely better way to live but just that I I don't put up with that kind of thing.

[Daevion]

actually i have made my spam hating for you public. everyone knows how i really feel now....

*still watching you focker... i mean daevion....*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

see....anger leads to hate and that leads to the dark side of the force

[Paper Hearts]

Ok. Lets all have a shot.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay. Shoot me.

[Paper Hearts]

I just want bushmill's.

[Brenda Starrr]

I just want today to end.

[Paper Hearts]

and then what?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hopefully, tomorrow will be better.

[Paper Hearts]

have you whipped Daevion, yet?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I'm too busy trying to get pretty. I figure, if I look extra pretty, maybe he won't yell at me too much.

[Paper Hearts]

Ha! Bake something!

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't have anything to bake anything with!!

I'll take a Smith and Wesson, please. Make it a double.

[Paper Hearts]

Maybe if you just heat some Wesson, it'll smell like you're about to bake-

[Brenda Starrr]

Maybe if I grease myself up in Wesson, he'll forget about being mad and want to wrestle me.

[Paper Hearts]

that would work for me. Are you glad that I brought up wesson?

[Brenda Starrr]

I guess I should go buy some. And maybe some frosting. I might get eaten instead.

[Paper Hearts]

It's a Win/win situation.

[Brenda Starrr]

I hate fighting. We rarely ever argue, and if it lasts 10 minutes, it's a long time. But I really goofed up. He's no angel. But I'll catch Hell for it. Not even Betty Crocker can save my ass now.

[Paper Hearts]

Uncle Ben is pretty tough.

[Brenda Starrr]

Uncle Ben is in my pantry. Where the fuck is Betty Crocker?