DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

No sir.

[Brenda Starrr]

I would like some money.

[Paper Hearts]

You'd have to pick Daevion's ass for it then.

[Brenda Starrr]

Right now, I'd do it.

[Paper Hearts]

did I mention that we wear gloves in my apartment, at all times?

[Brenda Starrr]

Rubber ones?

[Paper Hearts]

lubricated latex gloves.

[Paper Hearts]

ribbed for her pleasure. Durrex makes them.

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't you drop things with those on? Or do you wear them for those hard-to-reach places?

[Paper Hearts]

I just use them for dusting.

[Brenda Starrr]

That works. I use socks.

[Paper Hearts]

And then you climb up onto the tables and slide across?

[Brenda Starrr]

Umm, no. I put them on my hands and swish.

[Paper Hearts]

say swish again.

[Brenda Starrr]

Swish!

I hope I was helpful.

[Paper Hearts]

nothing but net-

[Brenda Starrr]

lol. If only I were that good with a ball.

[Paper Hearts]

So...there's seems to be no AC in my office today.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow. Why don't you tell your lame boss that you're hot? He probably doesn't even know. If I were your boss, I'd say "Wow, Paul. You look really hot today. Can I help cool you off a bit?"

[Paper Hearts]

Where is my harem to fan me and feed me cool grapes?

[Brenda Starrr]

You can find them in Wal-mart

[Paper Hearts]

I will not go into nazi Wal-mart. I don't need them, I'll sit here and sweat. and perhaps die. I can't give a fuck.

[Brenda Starrr]

That's your decision.

[saechalyn]

Wal-mart is evil.

[Paper Hearts]

At least K-mart has punk rock Martha Stewart brand things and Target is French owned.