DGN Coffee house...

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She's sleeping with Mrs Buttersworth

[Brenda Starrr]

I had her. She wasn't all that.

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Mrs Grass?

[Brenda Starrr]

Molly McButter. She's slippery when wet.

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the Gorton's Fisherman wears latex..

[Brenda Starrr]

He's too old. I like my men younger.

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Orville Redenbacher has that grandson...

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew.

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That guy was pretty ugly. Okay...the green giant.

[Brenda Starrr]

Too big!!!!!!

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Ben or Jerry?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. I give up.

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It was the Hamburger Helper guy, all along. Isn't that crazy?

[Brenda Starrr]

That shit is gross!

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Yeah. I don't eat that. I'm going to make Thai when I get home. i have some veggies left over.

[Brenda Starrr]

Much healthier.

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and a much more complex taste. But I like simple food, too. Welsh rarebit, fo example.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh yeah. Simple.

[paradox]

im hungry

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it's like grilled cheese, simple. You just need like Cheddar (I prefer Leicester) and a bit of ale, some Worcestorshire sauce, a few peppercorns, a couple peices of bread (like English muffins) and either some bacon or leeks (I know you hate leeks).

Just toast the bread melt the cheese , add worcestorshire and beer and pepper corns. stir. Ladle onto the muffins and then make a St. George's Cross on the top with your bacon or leeks.

[paradox]

should i try some of that right now?

[Brenda Starrr]

(I know you hate leeks).

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You're right. I hate leeks.

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i love to take leaks. its quite relieving

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Go for it. But if you go with bacon, don't forget that you have to cook that too.

[paradox]

i dont have the ingridients. and i cant cook for shit (unless it involves meat and fire). :(

maybe i should just piss on the bacon and call it a day! :grin