The Person Above You

[Paper Hearts]

Doesn't mind a little polka

[JaneDead]

knows phee is down with the polka

[Paper Hearts]

Is more into Italian things.

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is into Italian ice

[Paper Hearts]

Somehow knew that I do like an vanilla Italian soda (Which I refer to as a "vanilla bullshit", after Larry on Curb your Enthusiasm) but maybe didn't know that I'm not Italian, at all.

[JaneDead]

knows i have some in me- italian that is

[Paper Hearts]

likes to say "forget about it"

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likes to say nanu nanu

[Paper Hearts]

Knows that I am from Orc and sit upside down and drink through my finger.

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shazbot, has exposed all my fire power to take him down

[Paper Hearts]

Rides around 1970s Denver wearing rainbow suspenders in a Jeep Wrangler.

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deflowered Pam Dauber

[Paper Hearts]

Did it in town square in front of all her peers.

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Video taped every episode of "My Sister Sam"

[Paper Hearts]

goes to the thrift sotre to buy old wedding videos sold as blank tapes. Fast forwards to the reception and jerks off to the garter removal part. Hey, it's a lot cheaper than porn-

[Brenda Starrr]

Made an effort to cheer me up earlier.

[Paper Hearts]

Knows I'm not exactly the glee club.

[Brenda Starrr]

Is just fine.

[Paper Hearts]

is finally feeling better.

[Brenda Starrr]

Knows that it's only slightly.

[Paper Hearts]

needs more ice cream

[Brenda Starrr]

Didn't see all the ice cream I bought yesterday.

[Paper Hearts]

just made me laugh.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wants to raid my freezer.

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wants to freeze the raiders