DGN Coffee house...

[Rayne]

Um ... I am home and stuff.

[phee]

I am not....

[Rayne]

your not?

... lol.

[phee]

Knot... not... gnot

[Rayne]

Mmmm ... cookies and Mountain Dew.

[phee]

I got some thumbtacs

[Rayne]

I don't. I have ... umm ... uhh ... a digi cam sitting next to me.

[paradox]

thumbscrews!?

[Rayne]

I have some of those!!!

... somewhere ... they are like a cross between a screw and a thumbtack, used to keep headliners from falling in older cars.

[paradox]

phee! look out! your thumbs be at risk!

[phee]

I have no thumbs.... Why you making fun of me?

[paradox]

its too late!

[phee]

Yeah... I am skrewed

[Brenda Starrr]

In about 2 and a half hours, I will have the keys to my new house. This makes me very, very happy.

[phee]

In about 2 and a half hours, I will have the keys to my new house. This makes me very, very happy.

When do I get keys to your house?

[Brenda Starrr]

When you start paying rent. Or buy my feminine protection on a monthly basis.

[phee]

When you start paying rent. Or buy my feminine protection on a monthly basis.

feminine protection... is that like a hot gothic babe with an uzi?

[Brenda Starrr]

No, babe. Teabags for vampires.

[phee]

Yeah... a goth babe with an uzi and vampire teabags

[Brenda Starrr]

There you go.

[phee]

Yeah.... I can't get you one of those... sorry

[Brenda Starrr]

Then you cannot have keys. Sorry.

[paradox]

i am the key-master, are you the gatekeeper?

[Brenda Starrr]

I am Zool

[phee]

I get raped by gym teachers.... does that make me the gate keeper?