DGN Coffee house...

[kellygrrrrrl]

I sang my ass off to Die Hunns - Long Legs - "Time has come today" on my way to work today. People were looking at me. I didn't care.

Now THAT is a good album.

[Msterbeau]

*Yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnn*

[Brenda Starrr]

Need coffee now.....

[phee]

Cophee for the lady in the big hat

[Brenda Starrr]

I wish I had some cheese blintzes and home fries.

[phee]

I have some otter parasites and spit.... or home fries

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. I'm not digging it.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Alcohol induced inverted half-days are the best thing ever.

[Brenda Starrr]

I wouldn't know. I can't drink anymore. It all seems to make me sick.

[Guest Game of Chance]

That's what my liver says, but it'll learn. :blink :grin

[Paper Hearts]

I've never liked liver, anyway.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Fuck pate

[kellygrrrrrl]

Yeah, I'd rather have Bologna Paste anyways.

[Brenda Starrr]

How much do you want to bet that one of those 16 guests is my ex husband? Any takers?

[kellygrrrrrl]

I bet $5.00

[Brenda Starrr]

We got $5.00!! Anyone want to up it?

[Paper Hearts]

I only bet on sure things.

[Msterbeau]

Forget betting. Just give us his address so we can booby-trap his house. He'll be too preoccupied to attempt to monitor you....

[Brenda Starrr]

I only bet on sure things.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Trust me, Paul. it's a sure thing.

Forget betting.  Just give us his address so we can booby-trap his house.  He'll be too preoccupied to attempt to monitor you....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No way man. I can't do that!!

[Paper Hearts]

So, my boss is not in today.

[Brenda Starrr]

My boss will be in today.

[phee]

In what?

[Brenda Starrr]

In my face, and quite possibly up my ass, too.

[phee]

In my face, and quite possibly up my ass, too.

Man I hope you charge for that!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL.

I'm going to be late for work, as we're on one car right now and Wayne is at an interview. If I didn't have a bad rotor, I'd send the kids over to my parents and drive myself. My mechanic told me to NOT drive that car until Tuesday when I bring it in. It sucks. I'm getting ready to spend $369.00 that I can't spare at the moment for a new rotor, caliper, bolt, and ass-raping labor.

:doh