DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Yesser

[EvilEve]

i keep seeing spirals, black and white spirals...

[phee]

i keep seeing spirals, black and white spirals...

Are you eating swirl ice cream?

[EvilEve]

no.. i'm not eating any more sugar right now... i'm just looking at the screen, listening to music, and trying to figure out why i haven't been able to sleep except for that one hour before i went to babysitt....

[Paper Hearts]

Look, sometimes Phee has to masterbate like 4 times before he can fall asleep..

[EvilEve]

:laughing that's nice to know... you should really stop video taping him, give the man some privacy

[Paper Hearts]

Whatever. I wouldn't tape it if he didn't ask.

[EvilEve]

where's the document stating that he has your permission to tape him wherever/whenever ? it needs to be noterized, and quadripled copied.

[Paper Hearts]

Alright, I made it up. The truth is that I'm filming him doing that to feed starving children in the third world. Children with leprocy. Sick Children.

If you think that's wrong, then maybe it's you with the problem.

[EvilEve]

... how'd you know i had a problem?

[Paper Hearts]

I only say you have a problem if you say that helping sick, hungry children is wrong.

[phee]

Look, sometimes Phee has to masterbate like 4 times before he can fall asleep..

That is actually true...

and watching tapes of me masturbating helps me masturbate

[Paper Hearts]

sick.

you lied to me.

I thought that watching tapes of you masterbating made sick, starving children happy-

You owe us both an apology.

[EvilEve]

i'm going to go follow the spirals now... maybe they'll lead me to my sane part of this insane non-sleeping kick i'm on...

[phee]

sick.

you lied to me.

I thought that watching tapes of you masterbating made sick, starving children happy-

You owe us both an apology.

It is how I feed them

[Paper Hearts]

Ahh. Now I understand.

it's just that Dark, Evil Eve 67 noticed me filming it. I had to make up something, since you never explained it to me-

[phee]

I am.......right now!!!

[Paper Hearts]

Like I said: I'm not here to judge you-

[TornWillow]

:blink

[kellygrrrrrl]

I am here to judge.

I CALL A TRIAL!

[Paper Hearts]

Do you realise that is you do so, you will be trying Phee for masterbation?

[kellygrrrrrl]

Judge Rules Guilty!

100 rounds of Drago's!

[phee]

Gosh I am stressed... now I have to do it more to calm down.

[Paper Hearts]

Alright, I'm not judging you, but I have to leave the coffee house now-

[phee]

Just don't let any sheep in... you know how Brenda gets...