DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

I haven't had cophee in like a week

[LuluVox]

I'm sick. And at work.

Coughity cough cough cough. :(

[phee]

Stop coughing.... thanks

Problem solved

[LuluVox]

My coughs are anti-authoritarian punk rock coughs.

They're forcing me to listen to "White Riot" by the Clash and break beer bottles on the floor (at work, remember).

[phee]

My coughs are anti-authoritarian punk rock coughs.

They're forcing me to listen to "White Riot" by the Clash and break beer bottles on the floor (at work, remember).

I would make a great doctor... someone comes in and is like: "my chest hurts" I would be all like "Stop letting your chest hurt" and be done with it.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm sick. And at work.

Coughity cough cough cough. :(

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Feel better soon, Amanda!

And Phee.....

I know that I can't quit you. You're like, the crack to my pipe. Or, the coke to my straw. Or, something.....

[phee]

I thought you just worked for me

[Brenda Starrr]

You can't afford me.

[phee]

What? No more cheetos and peeps?

[Brenda Starrr]

I now expect no less than cashews and artificial crab meat.

[phee]

Mixed together in liquid form as usual?

[Brenda Starrr]

I've decided that these items are best when sprinkled into cat food and used as dip.

[phee]

*Phee prepares the meal*

[Brenda Starrr]

I like grilled pita bread with mine.

[phee]

Oh is that what you would like?

[Brenda Starrr]

You mean to tell me that it's not done yet??

[phee]

Who are you again?

[Brenda Starrr]

Farrah Fawcett.

[phee]

that old eh?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. Wanna see my tits?

[phee]

You wanna see mine?

[Brenda Starrr]

YESSSSSSS! Manboobs!

[phee]

Oh know I have a womans boobs, I keep them in the freezer so they don't rot....

[paradox]

fuk!

[Brenda Starrr]

Now? I just made pancakes!