DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Ahhh

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not naturally mean, persay, either. i'm just quiet and reserved. And I am very proudly, NOT a people person.

[Paper Hearts]

Ahh

[phee]

ooohhhh

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, you're always nice to me. You always talk to me. I'm a people. What's your problem?

*smooch*

[Paper Hearts]

you smooched me!

[phee]

Thanks Brenda

[Brenda Starrr]

Thanks Brenda

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

For what??? Did you want to smooch Paul first??

[phee]

No when you closed your eyes I moved Paul had you smooch a stamp for me so I can mail a letter

[Paper Hearts]

Hey, what happened to the farm animals?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ass....

[Paper Hearts]

Ass....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

**brings in the mules**

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I was calling Phee an ass.

[Paper Hearts]

Well, it's going to be tough getting all of these mules out of here, at this point-

[Brenda Starrr]

That's a whole lotta ass. Not very romantic.

[Paper Hearts]

i'm sorry-I misunderstood.

[Brenda Starrr]

That's okay. You know I don't like "ass"

[Paper Hearts]

Riding one of them together might be romantic. I'll see if I can find a Fabio wig in here, hold on. And let me unbutton my shirt-

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't stand Fabio!!!! Are you trying to make me vomit?

[Paper Hearts]

yes?

[phee]

*Slaps an ass*

[Brenda Starrr]

That stung!!!!

[phee]

You are not a donkey

[Paper Hearts]

niether am

I

[Brenda Starrr]

You smacked the wrong ass.