DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

How is Ginger? didn't that hurt her?

[Brenda Starrr]

I knew you were cheating on me!!!

Why?

[phee]

Because he is in love with Ginger... but she looks like a walrus with down syndrome... and you are hot.

[Brenda Starrr]

Everyone is prettier than me!!!!

*runs off*

[Paper Hearts]

I liked it better when there was all the sex in here, on second thought

[phee]

Because he is in love with Ginger... but she looks like a walrus with down syndrome... and you are hot.

Didn't you hear me say ... "and you are hot"

[Paper Hearts]

You're married anyway, Bren. And besides, ginger is just a root-

[phee]

Who wants a nice Mochapheecachino with whipped cream and caramel?

[Brenda Starrr]

I would love one.

[Paper Hearts]

So I'm not allowed to have other women?

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm talking about having a Mochpheecachino with caramel.

And of course you can!

[Paper Hearts]

**has other women, immediately**

[Brenda Starrr]

Get 'em, killer.

[Paper Hearts]

didn't work.

[Brenda Starrr]

Sorry. I guess you're stuck with me until something better comes along.

[phee]

*Hands Brenda her beverage*

[Paper Hearts]

I want to know exactly what to tell my hair chick when I get in there, tonight. Phee, can you suggest anything? Dracula, etc?

[Brenda Starrr]

Thanks for my beverage. Hey. What's that white clumpy shit in it?

[phee]

What is a "hair chick"? and why do you want to tell her things?

[phee]

Thanks for my beverage. Hey. What's that white clumpy shit in it?

That.... that would be curdled iguana semin.... why?

[Brenda Starrr]

I didn't get charged for that, did I?

[phee]

I will get you another without if you like (weirdo)

[Brenda Starrr]

You're calling ME a weirdo?? F*cking crack smoker!!

[phee]

Now you want crack??? That will take me an extra day...

[Brenda Starrr]

No, I don't want crack! YOU'RE on crack!