DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

You liked it... you thought I was paul

[Paper Hearts]

Hey, I've got it! Pin the tail on the donkey!

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't like being spanked. I'm sensitive.....

[phee]

We don't have pins... will these railroad spikes do?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeow!

[phee]

Quick Paul that Donkey is trying to bite Brenda....

[Brenda Starrr]

You're trying to put a railroad tie in my butt!!!!

[phee]

Am not.... You havent even paid me yet...

[Paper Hearts]

so what

[Brenda Starrr]

If you think I'm paying for that shit, you're crazy.

[phee]

Are singing along with the Ministry on the Stereo Paul?

[Paper Hearts]

Know, but I have 'With Sympathy', on Vnyl, which is there 1983 realease. Have you heard that album?

[phee]

Yes... they were synthy disco stuff.

Can I go ahead and pound these spikes into the donkeys now...?

[Paper Hearts]

yes

[phee]

Cool...

Wait... these aren't donkeys... they are mules in donkey suits!

[Paper Hearts]

Mules were the only thing around when Brenda sad ass. Sorry.

[phee]

You have decieved me with your fake ass mules...

[Paper Hearts]

You know what Phee? If you don't like it, tough!

[phee]

I like it tough though... some times I use a cheesegrater when I mastur.... Oh look a baby wolf!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Do I have to make the two of you sit together on a chair and hold hands???

[phee]

Anybody wanna use this cheesegrater? I am done

[Paper Hearts]

No, Phee isn't into chairs.

[Brenda Starrr]

Chairs can be fun if you allow them to be.

[phee]

So noone wants my cheesegrater then?

[Paper Hearts]

No, I've got a potato peeler. I was shaving Ginger with it last night.