DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

yeah i want a massage too!

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not a peice of meat

[Brenda Starrr]

All we said was that we want a massage. I'm sorry. Did that translate into "Do us, bitch?"

[Paper Hearts]

Yes. Yes, it did.

[JaneDead]

and even if it did, you would love it.

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't think so, sir.

[Paper Hearts]

And how come all of the sudden I'm just "bitch" to you? "Make love to us now, BITCH!!!" -I don't think so!

[Brenda Starrr]

*strokes Pauls hair*

Baby, you know you're more than "bitch" to me. And possibly to Phee as well.

[Paper Hearts]

**starts making faces like a cat when they're being stroked**

[Brenda Starrr]

That was my left boob.

Could you do it on the right side too, please?

[JaneDead]

"oh my"

[Paper Hearts]

why, I didn't know you had a right boob...

[Brenda Starrr]

Would you like to see it? it looks just like the left one. Only it's on the other side.

Edited August 11, 2005 by BrendaStarrr

[Paper Hearts]

let's have it-

[Brenda Starrr]

Can it wait till October?

[Paper Hearts]

That's not up to me-why don't you ask it?

[phee]

Who wants some violence? we have the sex... I want the rest.

[Brenda Starrr]

My breast wants whatever I allow. So does the other one. I love how they get along.

[Paper Hearts]

that's teamwork!

[phee]

Lets chop somethings head off shall we?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm in for the long haul, Phee. Gimme your best.

[phee]

Here

[Brenda Starrr]

I like head(s). No chopping allowed.

[JaneDead]

there's no sex in your violence

[Brenda Starrr]

BUSH!!!!!

The band. Not the moron pretending to run our country.