DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Is it that hard to find double stick tape in B-More?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

[phee]

I like tape that sticks twice....

[Brenda Starrr]

The simple pleasures in life really do it for you, don't they?

[phee]

Why shouldn't they?

[Brenda Starrr]

I never said the they shouldn't. I was merely observing.

[phee]

You like that don't you?......... watching.

[Brenda Starrr]

I like people watching in the most ordinary sense. That IS what you meant, right?

[phee]

Well... when I people watch, I like watching people out of the oirdinary, it kind of defeats the puprose watching people in the ordinary sense... tell me what do you get out of doing it your way?

[Brenda Starrr]

Lots of ideas on how not to behave. What do YOU get?

[phee]

I usually get something like: "Hey Jim.... why is that guy staring at me? Go kick his ass!!!" or "OMG that guy is so weird... why is he looking at me like that" or sometimes "How did you get into my shower or house for that matter? and why are you naked holding onto a stuffed unicorn?"

You know... the usuall.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, let me give you a little piece of advice......

Don't stare so hard. Freak.

[phee]

They also complain about the giggling, drooling, and masturbating too... weird huh?

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh uh, yeah. Bizarre.

[phee]

Yeah

[Brenda Starrr]

Who wants to do my laundry for me? There is no monetary payment involved. However, you will have my sincere gratitude.

Any takers?

[phee]

Sure! you shipe it up to MI... and I will return it clean!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

You're not going to like, LICK my laundry clean...........ARE you?

[phee]

Um.... why does that turn you on?

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't know. No one has ever licked my laundry before.

[JaneDead]

my kids were licking me today. my jeans and shirt and arm. i think that kind of counts as someone licking my laundry.

[phee]

Anybody want Cophee?

[JaneDead]

i do although i don't need anymore today. i mean i need it but i don't want it.

[phee]

How bout hot chocolate?

[Brenda Starrr]

I need it, but I would like to maybe get some sleep tonight.