DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

He thinks your sexy and wants to do you....

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah...tell him that I'm not really into that.

[phee]

He is greasy

[Paper Hearts]

fine.

[phee]

he is fine

[Paper Hearts]

Make me an offer.

[phee]

I had a trainee with me today, so I had to stay away from the board... but he is dead now, so I am back.

[Paper Hearts]

That's alright. Death is a very natural thing.

[phee]

It is...

Just like bees

[Paper Hearts]

and sky scrapers.

[phee]

OKEEDAY

[Marblez]

Wait....skyscrapers are not natural. (thinks hard)

[Paper Hearts]

Sky scrapers are natural because we are natural and we make them, It's human nature. it's just as natural as a bird's nest.

[Marblez]

Interesting comparison. Well, then name something unnatural.

[Paper Hearts]

Michael Jackson.

[Paper Hearts]

And Pop Tarts.

[Marblez]

And Pop Tarts.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you mean Britney Spears, right?

[phee]

Everything in "Natural Wonders" stores

[Paper Hearts]

Also, Bed, Bath and Beyond...especially in the "beyond" section.

[phee]

Yeah I went into the "Beyond" section once and I almost got sucked into a nebula...

[Paper Hearts]

So basically, it's like they sell things for your bed, for baths AND for everything else in that store. "Bed, Bath and Beyond". So My question is, if that is the case, why don't they just call it like, 'Regular-Ass Store', or something?

[phee]

Because that would make it sound more like a Butt Themed Brothal....

[Paper Hearts]

How about 'Everything-Mart'?

[phee]

hmmm.... well I couldn't by the Mt. Rushmore there, so it would be missleading...

[Marblez]

As in "It came from the Beyond" - What is "the Beyond" and can I buy it there?