DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Nice ave...

[Paper Hearts]

Howdy, Phee.

[phee]

Hey there.................................

[Paper Hearts]

How's life in the proctology buisness, today?

[phee]

Sparingly

[Paper Hearts]

"Sparingly" is an adverb, not an adjective. -But hey, you're a proctologist, afterall, 'not' an English teacher!

Edited October 6, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[phee]

I am an Ass Doctor

[Paper Hearts]

So what are the perks of a job like that?

[phee]

Free Ass

[Paper Hearts]

Actually, even better...you get paid for ass...and quite lucratively, too.

Of course, there is the 'rare', disgusting ass, too, I'm sure...so it's like yin and yang, really...everything is even in the end (no pun intended).

Ass science is like zen.

[phee]

No... I mean Ass as in Donkey

[Paper Hearts]

Oh yeah? So you're a 'veterenary' proctologist, then? -I didn't realize.

So what's the difference between a good Ass's ass and a disgusting one?

[phee]

Eye contact

[Paper Hearts]

Wait...are you saying that you press your eye against a donkey's..."buttox"...and the way it feels against you determines whether or not you're having a good day on the job or not?

[Lilith]

I like Fig Newtons........ just watned every one to know.

Thank YOu

[Paper Hearts]

I like Fig Newtons........ just watned every one to know.

Thank YOu

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks for that!

[phee]

PaperHearts likes ass flavored Newtons

[Msterbeau]

I like Fig Newtons........ just watned every one to know.

Thank YOu

You and I will get along just fine.

[phee]

I need less salt...

[Homicidalheathen]

I do not look at things from a dark point of view. I am simply, a realist!!!!

Edited October 6, 2005 by Homicidalheathen

[phee]

I do not look at things from a dark point of view.  I am simply, a realist!!!!

So you are saying that is is REALLY DARK?

[Paper Hearts]

So let's get back to this donkey thing...

[Homicidalheathen]

What is dark to one, is merely grey area to another.

[Paper Hearts]

What I was saying, was that I want to explore the donkey question a bit more...do you mind me prying?

[phee]

Donkey