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[Daevion]

good mourning you zombies!

[JaneDead]

i feel like a zombie today. no sleep. argh. tired.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm in the same boat. Zombified.

[Paper Hearts]

You are a zombie in a boat? What?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes. I am a zombie in a boat.

[Paper Hearts]

I still like you now that you're undead.

[Brenda Starrr]

That makes me happier than you can even imagine.

[phee]

I can imagine quite a bit

[Paper Hearts]

And I'll pretend that I'm dead once in a while, just so you don't feel awkward.

[Brenda Starrr]

I knew that I liked you for a really good reason. You really care.

[Paper Hearts]

Actually, I prefer vampires, but for you I'm making an exception. I want you to know that you have my 'full' support, in this zombie thing.

[Brenda Starrr]

Gosh, you're wonderful. What would I do without you?

[phee]

I care

[Brenda Starrr]

That's why I like you, too. Because you care. I'm not sure what about, but you care!

[Paper Hearts]

And if any of your limbs rot off, we'll just laugh and pretend it's just Leprosy.

[Brenda Starrr]

That would be super-fun, especially if we're out to dinner at some swank restaurant.

[phee]

mmm limbs..... rotted even...... more brains

[Paper Hearts]

See? Phee cares about you, too.

[Brenda Starrr]

See? I'm so luck to have you and Phee! My lawyer just loves me as well!! It's like one huge, happy family!

[Paper Hearts]

Lawyers are awesome because they believe every god damned word you tell them, even if they have just met you 5 minutes ago. You pay them their retainer and immediately they're ready to fight to the death for you.

[phee]

Who wants yum yums?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's why I'm not a lawyer. I think that most people are full of shit. Sadly, I think that I've overlooked that theory when it comes to certain people in my life.

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, but I can act like I trust people, if they pay me enough. I think that's where lawyers are coming from. And because of "due process", you have to have one in most cases, no matter what.

[phee]

I said...... WHO WANT'S YUM YUMS?

[Paper Hearts]

What, pray tell, is a "Yum Yum"?