DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Take care....

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow. It's really raining here, and has been all day.

[Paper Hearts]

prove it.

[phee]

*Phee turns off the Cophee house sprinkler system* sorry Bren, didn't mean to make you wet.

[Paper Hearts]

ha!

[Brenda Starrr]

prove it.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Come to B-More, smart ass.

[Paper Hearts]

you don't think I will?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. You're afraid of the coolness that is our city. We have Poe. I put new graveyard pics up. You probably don't like graveyards, either.

[Paper Hearts]

You know what? Poe would have got his ass kicked in Detroit. that's what I think of your little sissy poet.

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay, bitch! Come here and say that to my face.

[Paper Hearts]

You saw what Detroit did to Houdini...he thought he was bad, too. Mother fucker's dead now, that's all I've got to say. Don't bring that mess around Detroit.

Did i mention Jack Kerouac used to live on the next street from me and go into the bars I go to?

[Brenda Starrr]

Nope. You did no such thing. I don't understand why you keep these things from me.

[saechalyn]

hello

[Paper Hearts]

He did. when he was married to Marilyn. She was from where i live. i used to like Jack Kerouac when I was a teenager.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hi Angela!

Really? That's cool info, Paul. When I come back, you should show me where!!

[Paper Hearts]

Sure thing.

[Brenda Starrr]

In the meantime, come to B-More.

[Paper Hearts]

So did you read my idea to have you wrestle Betty Crocker and ripp her top off, to promote Brenda Starr's Homestyle Mashed Potato Slurpee Mix?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's not my style. You do it.

[Paper Hearts]

Fine. If it'll make us rich I'll do it. But don't you think that something like that would be exploting men for their sexuality?

[phee]

Your point?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, i just wanted her to realize that her Mashed Potato Slurpee is responsible for centuries of opression.

[phee]

mmm

[Paper Hearts]

Can I wrestle Betty Crocker now?

[Brenda Starrr]

I say go for it. Just go easy on her, she's probably got Osteoporosis by now.