DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

Remember that stupid song about donkey butt and "big ol' legs"? How does that make you feel?

[phee]

Sheepish?

[Paper Hearts]

Yep. I was waiting for that.

**herds the sheep in**

[phee]

It is time for the DGN/COPHEE House SHEEP ORGY!!!

[Paper Hearts]

Gee whiz.

[phee]

Wow.... look at Paper Hearts go on that hot sheep ass....

[Homicidalheathen]

Humans=5

Sheep=0

:devil

[phee]

So that is what an orgasm from a sheep sounds like....

[Paper Hearts]

I was not aware that I was humping any sheep.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Dear DGN:

Thank you for being here at my time of need

-Signed,

Kelly =)

[phee]

Dear Kelly....

DGN here, don't mistake the DGN for being charitable, The DGN expects payment for The DGN's services to you.

You can pay the DGN in which ever way you would deem the most naughty

Thank you for your submission.

-DGN

[Lilith]

I just double checked and i still like fig newtons, even after they have been sitting out all day. YEp kids walked in they took the rest n they are on my side.........................................................................

FIG NEWTONS ROCK

[JaneDead]

i leave for a little bit and you guys start in with the sheep again. can't leave you boys alone for a minute i tell ya.

eat some fig newtons and leave the damn sheep alone!

[Lilith]

yeha its be kind to sheep week ........ Bite NEWTON

[Paper Hearts]

Sheep, Fig Newtons, Asses...whatever happened to just coffee?

[Msterbeau]

Speaking of donkees. I read my daughter's a story last night entitled "The Wonkee Donkee". He was a hero.

He got his ass kicked often though.

Can I be done now?

[phee]

Done with what?

[Paper Hearts]

No. Please go on...

[phee]

Go on what?

[Paper Hearts]

The newspaper, like a puppy.

[phee]

*Phee goes*

[Paper Hearts]

Thanks, Phee.

"Hey, anybody lose a newspaper?"

[phee]

It is just there good luck that my piss smells like pumpkin pie

[Paper Hearts]

Oh boy-

i love pumpkin pie.

[phee]

How much?