DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

I just want a margarita right now. Doesn't that sound lovely?

[phee]

You said the "S" word! I thought that this was a "Family Friendly Board" you hippocryte!!!!

[JaneDead]

I just want a margarita right now. Doesn't that sound lovely?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i want lots of things right now. but i don't think i can what some of them are now that i decided this is a family board.

[phee]

Who's family exactly?

[JaneDead]

ummmm i love you

you love me

we're a happy family

wait what is the sick version of that? i can't remember now.

[paradox]

i love you, you love me

homosexuality!

:laughing :fear

[phee]

Who wants some rape juice?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love you

You love me

Barney's been molesting me

Took a kickback

Smoked some crack

Then he rolled a bone

Barney's in a rehab home

Made up by me during my pregnancy with my son, I sang it in the car to my ex husband after seeing Barney in front of a Dunkin' Donut. He was sitting on a throne, and kids were sitting on his lap. I'm not sure if they were telling him what they wanted, like they do to Santa Clause. All I know is that I hate Barney.

[paradox]

i love you, you love me

homosexuality

with a great big bone for me and then for you

in the hole that makes the poo!

:laughing

at least, i think thats what it was. i cant remember so well.

[unchaste]

"Always look on the bri-i-i-ght side of life"

Thank you, Brenda. I now have this song stuck in my head.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

[phee]

My Gawd.... I am pheeling so messed ...ug

[JaneDead]

well now paradox i know the homosexuality one. but i was thinking of a more family based one. phee wanted to know what family i was talking about andi just really have no idea where iw as going with any of it.

[paradox]

i was messed up last night... :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

"Always look on the bri-i-i-ght side of life"

Thank you, Brenda.  I now have this song stuck in my head.

I fart in your general direction.  Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

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HA!!

I knew I'd get someone!!!!

[phee]

I kneed dough

[EvilEve]

'Doctor, i can fall asleep unless i'm in my car, and it's running.'

"So put a vibrator on your head, and you'll be asleep in no time."

[paradox]

im hungry.

whats fer dinner?

[EvilEve]

food is always a good choice.

[phee]

Not always

[paradox]

whats on the menu?

[EvilEve]

the fly was on the menu, but the spider ate the fly. so i don't know. check again.

[phee]

Cinderblocks

[JaneDead]

i don't know it ate the fly. i guess it will die.

[EvilEve]

only if it ate a bird, cat, dog, pig, horse, and elephant on top of the spider, and the fly, then it'll die.

[JaneDead]

only if it ate a bird, cat, dog, pig, horse, and elephant on top of the spider, and the fly, then it'll die.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

but of course it did. it's a frickin' hefer.