DGN Coffee house...

[JaneDead]

i need sleep RIGHT NOW. like, this very second. but i have to stay up til at least 10. maybe 11.

[phee]

Foam?

[JaneDead]

no?

[Brenda Starrr]

You mean, memory foam, like what those mattresses are made from?

[phee]

Ok... olive oil?

[JaneDead]

no?

[Brenda Starrr]

She's just too skinny.

[JaneDead]

who's skinny?

[phee]

Brenda

[Brenda Starrr]

Olive Oyl.

[JaneDead]

Olive Oyl.

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oh yes, yes she is

[phee]

Who wants to put oil on me???

[JaneDead]

Who wants to put oil on me???

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will we put you on the bbq after? cuz then i will need some help. you might be a little heavy.

[Brenda Starrr]

I had heard that we were cooking with Phee. I didn't realize that we were actually cooking Phee.

[JaneDead]

well he did say he wanted to be oiled up so i figured he wanted to be cooked and eaten too. i could be wrong though. but after his cheesy phee thread i am probably not wrong about that.

[phee]

You could cook eggs on my stomach

[JaneDead]

only if they are sunny side up

[JaneDead]

wow after posting that i had a flash back to this perverted conversation i had one time. yes ONE time and one time only. oh my. but it was about cookies.

[phee]

Who wants a ball dipped spatuala to cook with?

[JaneDead]

what the hell does "ball dipped" spatula mean?

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[phee]

Ballzack eggs with slug penis for a dollar

[JaneDead]

phee, this is a family board. lets keep the twigs and berries in your pants.

[phee]

Sorry who wants some gummie worms and cartoons

[JaneDead]

Sorry who wants some gummie worms and cartoons

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that's just wussy shit now isn't it?