DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Here I am!!!

[Msterbeau]

OBEY THE FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(That's all the Zim I know.... )

[Rayne]

OBEY THE FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(That's all the Zim I know....  )

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Oh, we need to fix that. I shall bring DVD's.

[phee]

I can't spell DVD....

[paradox]

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'tagan!

[Rayne]

What?

[phee]

Azathoth whose number is e; an always open chaotic Gate.

[Rayne]

...I'm lost....so lost....

[Msterbeau]

Oh, we need to fix that. I shall bring DVD's.

I've been to an Invader Zim party... we watched it for many hours.... but only once. I need more time to assimilate it.

[Rayne]

I've been to an Invader Zim party... we watched it for many hours....  but only once.  I need more time to assimilate it. 

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Ahhhhhhh.

[phee]

ZIJMUORSOBET, NOIJM, ZAVAXO!

[paradox]

the stars are right...

[phee]

I am the Lord of Spirits,

Oridimbai, Sonadir, Episghes,

I am Ubaste, Ptho born of Binui Sphe, Phas;

In the name of Auebothiabathabaithobeuee

Give power to my spell O Nasira Oapkis Shfe,

Give power Chons-in-Thebes-Nefer-hotep, Ophois,

Give power! O Bakaxikhekh!

[paradox]

Iqhui dlosh odhqlonqh!

[Rayne]

I am soooooooooooooo lost...............

[paradox]

Hziulquoigmnzhah! Zhothaqquah!

[phee]

For Yog-Sothoth is the Gate.

He knoweth where the Old Ones

came forth in times past and where

They came forth again when

the cycle returneth

[paradox]

Iä! Iä! Iä! G'llh-ya, TSATHOGGUA!

[phee]

Zyweso, wecato, keoso, Xunewe-rurom Xeverator. Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth! Orary Ysgewot, homor athanatos nywe zumquros, Ysechyroroseth Xoneozebethoos Azathoth! Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep!; zuy rumoy quano duzy Xeuerator, YSHETO, THYYM, quaowe xeuerator phoe nagoo, Hastur! Hagathowos yachyros Gaba Sub-Niggurath! meweth, xosoy Vzewoth!

[Rayne]

Ya'll are doing this on purpose, aren't you?

[Brenda Starrr]

THank you It'll be my pleasure, (and yours if you behave... or don't), to searve you as you friendly Phee stand in.

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I like that.

Actual letter from Kailey to the us troops in Iraq, age unknown

"Hi I am in soft ball. It is fun. What sport do you like? I am fun. I like pink. I hve a lot of friends."

These letters are awesome, we all love getting things like this

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That's so sweet. Thank you for sharing with us!

[phee]

Ye Incantation

O Thou that lieth dead but ever dreameth,

Hear, Thy servant calleth Thee.

Hear me O mighty Cthulhu!

' Hear me Lord of Dreams !

In Thy tower at R'lyeh They have sealed ye,

but Dagon shall break Thy accursed bonds,

and Thy Kingdom shall rise once more.

The Deep Ones knoweth Thy secret Name,

The Hydra knoweth Thy lair;

Give forth Thy sign that I may know

Thy will upon the Earth.

When death dies, Thy time shall be,

and Thou shalt sleep no more;

Grant me the power to still the waves,

that I may hear Thy Call.

[Rayne]

That sounds familar.....why?

[paradox]

I, paradox conjure and abjure thee, O Tsathoggua, Sovereign and Lord of N'Kai and Yoth, by the binding and ancient words of power! G'llh-ya! G'noth-ykagga-ha! Glu fha p'pirb lywt aani! XiKKiFFi! RKBBo! TTaK! oKH! by all manner of powers and rights, I, paradox conjure and abjure thee, O Hoary Tsathoggua, to come to me. Hear and in hearing obey! I, paradox, conjure and abjure thee, O Tsathoggua!, conqueror of night, the the ancient words of power that came down from the night-vaulted caverns of Yoth!

[phee]

:grin :grin

Iah ! SHUB-NIGGURATH !

Great Black Goat of the.Woods,

I Call Thee forth !

(Kneel)

Answer the cry of thy servant

who knoweth the words of power!

(make the Voorish sign)

Rise up I say from thy slumbers

and come forth with a thousand more!

(make the sign of Kish)

I make the signs, I speak the words

that openeth the door!

Come forth I say, I turn the Key,

Now ! walk the Earth once more !