DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Then it all went plaid.... (remember?)

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Then it all went plaid.... (remember?)

(heh, I do remember)

Naked and outmatched by the now plaid deamon Shmenda did the only thing she could do.

[phee]

Frantically fucked the hell out of it until it was depleted of all bodily fluids... and then had a sandwich

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A nice ham and cheese on rye where the cheese is all melty and good. She then washed it down with a big bucket of...

[phee]

A nice ham and cheese on rye where the cheese is all melty and good. She then washed it down with a big bucket of...

Pure love and goodness...

Meanwhile in the nearby kingdom of Fucksmyassland...

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Tro.. er... Shmroy was feeling very melancholy. He Slumped over upon his gold throne, his crown feeling very heavy for his favorite daughter was to be wed today.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Mornin Geeks!

=)

[phee]

Tro.. er... Shmroy was feeling very melancholy. He Slumped over upon his gold throne, his crown feeling very heavy for his favorite daughter was to be wed today.

He called in all of his children for some Crisco twister to attempt to improve his mood.

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Shmellygrrrrl was there, Shmixwicked was there but his favorite, Shanicqueen, was unable to make it.

[phee]

Shmellygrrrrl was there, Shmixwicked was there but his favorite, Shanicqueen, was unable to make it.

People were amazed at the incredible variety/amount of assorted corn they had in bathrooms and bedrooms

[kellygrrrrrl]

GEEKS!!!

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People were amazed at the incredible variety/amount of assorted corn they had in bathrooms and bedrooms

Not just any corn, there was sweet corn, field corn, candy corn and even a corn they cut off of the queen's left foot.

[phee]

Not just any corn, there was sweet corn, field corn, candy corn and even a corn they cut off of the queen's left foot.

And with a sound that CRACKED THE NIGHT.... Shmayne took out her contact lenses

[Brenda Starrr]

This thing is still going on? And I just LOVE Crisco Twister!!!!

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This thing is still going on? And I just LOVE Crisco Twister!!!!

Said Shmenda as she burst into the room with a huge cloud of purple smoke.

[Brenda Starrr]

Get to the part where I fall in love with Schmeff and the horse gets jealous.

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Get to the part where I fall in love with Schmeff and the horse gets jealous.

Take it easy, we'll get there, *kisses shmenda's forehead*

[Brenda Starrr]

*taps foot impatiently*

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Shmayne carefully set her smoldering contact lenses down and promptly marched over to Shmenda and greeted her in the usual fashion, a long passionate kiss firmly on the lips, with just a hint of a tongue flicker.

[phee]

Shmayne carefully set her smoldering contact lenses down and promptly marched over to Shmenda and greeted her in the usual fashion, a long passionate kiss firmly on the lips, with just a hint of a tongue flicker.

After a half an hour the greeting, the subject of nachos came up which finally broke the embrace...

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Their lips slowly parted, aching in anticipation of their next meeting yet the thought of hot, melty cheese dribbling down the back of their throats was beginning to get unbearable.

[phee]

Their lips slowly parted, aching in anticipation of their next meeting yet the thought of hot, melty cheese dribbling down the back of their throats was beginning to get unbearable.

The nachos were released from the chamber above upon the guests, along with melted cheese, salsa, sourcream, olives, letuce, and goat semen

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The nachos were released from the chamber above upon the guests, along with melted cheese, salsa, sourcream, olives, letuce, and goat semen

Everyone was upset at that there was so little goat semen but it was the recently fired Shmstrbeau's job to jerk them off.

[phee]

Everyone was upset at that there was so little goat semen but it was the recently fired Shmstrbeau's job to jerk them off.

He had been caught the night before watching reruns of different strokes and not concentrating on the goat jerking heavily enough as he was touching himself instead with an odd blend of daydreams involving himself, Gary Coleman, Shmenda, that Micromachines guy, and Shmierce Shmitter

[Brenda Starrr]

*makes a Mochapheecachino and waits for more....*