DGN Coffee house...

[kellygrrrrrl]

Oh crud....I'm out of my Mocha mix. Damn

[Msterbeau]

Oh crud....I'm out of my Mocha mix. Damn

Wow. You just said "Crud" and "damn" in the same post.

[odims_sphere]

He had been caught the night before watching reruns of different strokes and not concentrating on the goat jerking heavily enough as he was touching himself instead with an odd blend of daydreams involving himself, Gary Coleman, Shmenda, that Micromachines guy, and Shmierce Shmitter

In the frantic search for a replacement Shmenda met Shmeff. She admired his goat jerking technique, it was obvious that he had years of experiance.

[phee]

In the frantic search for a replacement Shmenda met Shmeff. She admired his goat jerking technique, it was obvious that he had years of experiance.

And then the killing began...

[Brenda Starrr]

That's so fucking hot......

[torn asunder]

i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need?

[phee]

i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need?

many

[DarkVampire]

Equal or less than.

[Brenda Starrr]

i'm sorry, i know this thread is for random babblings, but how many f**king random alternating-line story threads do you two need?

Hey now.......

Go on.

[Saephyr]

Howz da mouse/rat issue and did u really mean a rodent or a human rat? I GOT THE TOOLS FOR THOSE BABY

[Rayne]

Howz da mouse/rat issue and did u really mean a rodent or a human rat? I GOT THE TOOLS FOR THOSE BABY

We have one mouse running around our house. Only one.

Not to be confused with him:

my Chihuahua puppy, Nezumi (which means mouse in Japanese).

[DarkVampire]

My cats would beat him up.

[Saephyr]

Awwwwwwwwwww my Nikola (lab) would adore him! So would my cat if he's frisky and likes to play with pussy

[odims_sphere]

And then the killing began...

In a flash a fountian of blood erupted from the mouth of a pesent woman who had been tending to the infected boil on King Shmroy's left, big toe and the stench of locust bile rolled in like a thick blanket of fog.

[phee]

In a flash a fountian of blood erupted from the mouth of a pesent woman who had been tending to the infected boil on King Shmroy's left, big toe and the stench of locust bile rolled in like a thick blanket of fog.

The donut man ran in fear from the party and was decapitated by ninjas with sharpened slinkies. Shmenda stripped off her clothes again and screamed...

[odims_sphere]

The donut man ran in fear from the party and was decapitated by ninjas with sharpened slinkies. Shmenda stripped off her clothes again and screamed...

"Today is the day! All the non believers shall perish in FLAMES!!!".

[phee]

"what an asshole" Shmodems Smeare thought

[odims_sphere]

As he grabbed a heavy brass candle stick and began clubbing the hoards of baby seals flooding in the open chamber door, All the while hearing "oontz oontz" in his head.

[phee]

The gates of the underworld then flew open, a storm of demons rode through with the smell of warm Mt. Dew in their firey wake.

[odims_sphere]

Followed closely by Shmate Shmeckinsale with her guns blazing.

[phee]

Shmorn Ashmonder then burst into the chaos saying "your story is too long, stop it! I hate fun" He was then eaten by a giant imaginary ghost turtle from Spain

[BrassFusion]

there are no fucking fixed bell horn gig bags anywhere. i mean protec makes one but it's stupid overpriced and it's not even very good. it's just bullshit that they don't make cases for my instrument. fuck you ALL.

oh, sorry, did i just interrupt some pointless rambling?

[odims_sphere]

there are no fucking fixed bell horn gig bags anywhere. i mean protec makes one but it's stupid overpriced and it's not even very good. it's just bullshit that they don't make cases for my instrument. fuck you ALL.

oh, sorry, did i just interrupt some pointless rambling?

Said Shmrassshmusion as she pummeled a hampster with the busness end of a tuba.

[phee]

Said Shmrassshmusion as she pummeled a hampster with the busness end of a tuba.

Then the sex began

[odims_sphere]

Then the sex began

shmee's butt hole streched 3 times it's normal size, not unlike the grinche's heart on christmas morning.