DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Like phonebooks

[odims_sphere]

Ahhh so high in fiber then?

[phee]

Ahhh so high in fiber then?

No, high in phonebookonium particals

[odims_sphere]

No, high in phonebookonium particals

With mint frosting?

[phee]

Welll yeah...

and there is a dog in the parking lot

[odims_sphere]

I need to mow my grass

[phee]

I need to mow my grass

When you say that it reminds me of russian pork

[odims_sphere]

Is that when pigs are running for their lives?

[phee]

*Rocks back and forth mumbling*

[odims_sphere]

In case anyone cares, (I do BTW), the Lions have taken yet another reciever as their first round pick in the NFL draft. Most likely though they'll trade down for more picks.

[phee]

I dunno but the wings just pulled a victory out of their butt

[odims_sphere]

yup, and the pistons just moved into the second round of their playoffs with a 4 game sweep of orlando

[phee]

I think my washing machine gunna splode boom

[Brenda Starrr]

Girls... People... now you are being silly!

Brenda please don't hurt me

*cowers in corner*

Imma shit in your eye.

[odims_sphere]

wow, that's just not an attractive image i just got. A corny, poopy log slowly mashing into my eye. ewwww.

[phee]

wow, that's just not an attractive image i just got. A corny, poopy log slowly mashing into my eye. ewwww.

You mean she actually did it???? wow

[kellygrrrrrl]

oooohhhh I found this new powdery stuff called "Latte Creations"......for coffee..

Moch.

1 table spoon of said powder, add one packet of Splenda, and splash with lots of half n half....and MMMMMMMMM WOW!!

Godd stuff!

I had to do a chemistry project to fnid the perfect combo of powder, creamer, and splenda, and there it is!! perfecto!!!

Enjoy!

[phee]

There are a lot of teeth in the world

[kellygrrrrrl]

ooohhhh......I want a tooth necklace.

[phee]

ooohhhh......I want a tooth necklace.

Is that like a pearl necklace?

[kellygrrrrrl]

yeah.....except instead of pearls, it woudl be teeth!!

MUCH more classy!

[phee]

I think a mouse laid eggs in my back yard

[kellygrrrrrl]

I hate to be the one to tell you Phee, those ain't eggs......

:erm

They are actually raisins.

[phee]

I hate to be the one to tell you Phee, those ain't eggs......

:erm

They are actually raisins.

Then why did they chase around that giant mouse after they hatched saying "mama? mama?"

[kellygrrrrrl]

Its a miracle!!!

You've just witnessed an act of God Phee.....

Are your hands bleeding?