DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

And he began singing Christmas carols

[odims_sphere]

Carols that conjured up the most fearsome creature any have ever known, the dreaded...

Edited May 15, 2007 by odims_sphere

[phee]

Carols that conjured up the most fearsome creature any have ever known, the dreaded...

[Rayne]

:laughing

[BrassFusion]

hail is like the coolest weather effect there is

[odims_sphere]

hail is like the coolest weather effect there is

Said Shmrassshmusion as she drew the pentagram and started the storm ritual.

[phee]

Said Shmrassshmusion as she drew the pentagram and started the storm ritual.

She forgot to read the manual though and got pregnant with a disturbed Yeti named Rick by accident

[odims_sphere]

She forgot to read the manual though and got pregnant with a disturbed Yeti named Rick by accident

Rick by accident, excited to join the fray, tore at his mother's womb spilling amniotic fluid all over the floor and emerged with bits of placenta and umbilical cord hanging from his mouth

[phee]

Rick by accident, excited to join the fray, tore at his mother's womb spilling amniotic fluid all over the floor and emerged with bits of placenta and umbilical cord hanging from his mouth

Just then people got hungry and went out for tacos and spit.

[odims_sphere]

Just then people got hungry and went out for tacos and spit.

While at Shmaco Shmell, Shmayne started taking her contacts out again, which of course made all the children cry.

[phee]

While at Shmaco Shmell, Shmayne started taking her contacts out again, which of course made all the children cry.

The resturaunt filled with the tears of the children and some of the shorter people started to change into their swimwear, the mexican fast food flood prophacy of old had begun...

[odims_sphere]

The resturaunt filled with the tears of the children and some of the shorter people started to change into their swimwear, the mexican fast food flood prophacy of old had begun...

In a flash the tears began to boil, creating a foul caustic gas that immeadiatly made everyone start to dream of monkey pox and drool.

[phee]

In a flash the tears began to boil, creating a foul caustic gas that immeadiatly made everyone start to dream of monkey pox and drool.

5023 years later all was quiet on the DGN owned mars space station. The nightly tapeworm a go-go had just rapped up, and people were settling down for a night of naked psychic bingo with there host, shmix

[odims_sphere]

5023 years later all was quiet on the DGN owned mars space station. The nightly tapeworm a go-go had just rapped up, and people were settling down for a night of naked psychic bingo with there host, shmix

The tapeworms were sitting in their dressing area listening to the roar of laughter coming from the room next door as the bubble of blue psychic energy slowly began to grow, unnoticed by Shmix.

[phee]

The tapeworms were sitting in their dressing area listening to the roar of laughter coming from the room next door as the bubble of blue psychic energy slowly began to grow, unnoticed by Shmix.

"and He created the lands, and the trees, and certain rocks, and smiling mayo" He was saying as he became engulfed in the blue psychic energy of the most holy Shmade Shmever Shmark

[odims_sphere]

"and He created the lands, and the trees, and certain rocks, and smiling mayo" He was saying as he became engulfed in the blue psychic energy of the most holy Shmade Shmever Shmark

*off the story*

"A snickers bar dipped in mayonnaise"

*back to the story*

A pool of black mud started to form on the floor as the band Skrew emerged and began to ROCK!

[phee]

*off the story*

"A snickers bar dipped in mayonnaise"

*back to the story*

A pool of black mud started to form on the floor as the band Skrew emerged and began to ROCK!

(heh)

In the middle of the track "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" the intergalactic poodle bugs began to shoot from Shmix's eyes... causing joy and gatorade

[odims_sphere]

(heh)

In the middle of the track "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" the intergalactic poodle bugs began to shoot from Shmix's eyes... causing joy and gatorade

Luckily Shmix was prepared, "This is a DGN Space station, We'll have no joy here!", he screamed as he unleashed a plague of joy devouring locusts.

[BrassFusion]

this thread didn't seriously idle for 5 days. how the fuck does that work

i need my goddamn guitar strings already

[odims_sphere]

sorry about that,

Hey Phee, Why is there a watermelon right there?

[phee]

I will tell you later

[BrassFusion]

whew. that was worrisome

[odims_sphere]

Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.

Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?

Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.

[phee]

Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.

Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?

Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.

Laugh while you can monkeyboy

[odims_sphere]

You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.