DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

is "oontz" suppose to be a bass beat?

Just wondering!

Bass beat followed by high hat oon...tz

[odims_sphere]

"oontz...oontz...oontz...oontz"

Way to pick up on that Apop refrence

[kellygrrrrrl]

Oops again

Edited May 4, 2007 by kellygrrrrrl

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'm pretty quick you know.....

I mean I thought you actually wanted to go to Florida.....not "FLA" Front Line Assembly

[odims_sphere]

I'm pretty quick you know.....

I mean I thought you actually wanted to go to Florida.....not "FLA" Front Line Assembly

We could go to florida if you want

[kellygrrrrrl]

Nah....Florida is full of the blue-haired....

[DarkVampire]

It's about time that this world goes up in flames

We can only dream.

[phee]

*phee dreams*

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm sick, and I want to take a nap. Somebody tell me a story......

[phee]

I'm sick, and I want to take a nap. Somebody tell me a story......

Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful and sexually active princess named...er.... Shmenda....

[Brenda Starrr]

*cocks right brow*

Go on.....

[phee]

*cocks right brow*

Go on.....

She was very beautiful, and her heart was full of blood.

One day she was riding bareback on her loyal steed through the Royal Oak forest of her kingdom....

[odims_sphere]

Shmenda was completely enjoying her ride when something caught her eye that was so out of place that she just had to stop and investigate.

[phee]

Her crouch had that familiar soreness when she dismounted the horse and looked into the eyes of largest crouton she had ever seen..... with eyes

[odims_sphere]

She gently rubbed the soreness away almost unconsciously as she always did after a long, bareback ride all the while cautiously moving closer to the giant piece of dried bread.

[phee]

She gently rubbed the soreness away almost unconsciously as she always did after a long, bareback ride all the while cautiously moving closer to the giant piece of dried bread.

The bread looked at her and said:

"hey"

[odims_sphere]

Which confused Shmenda. She couldn't make out any trace of a mouth below the very large, beautiful brown eyes. Then it hit her like a sledgehammer in her sharp skull. Telethapy!

[phee]

Which confused Shmenda. She couldn't make out any trace of a mouth below the very large, beautiful brown eyes. Then it hit her like a sledgehammer in her sharp skull. Telethapy!

It said

"hey"

[odims_sphere]

The crouton must have used more mental power this time as Shmenda's horse heard it which sent the beautiful beast in to a frenzy. Earlier in the week Shmenda had fired the stable boy Shmstrbeau for sexually molesting a pony.

[phee]

The crouton must have used more mental power this time as Shmenda's horse heard it which sent the beautiful beast in to a frenzy. Earlier in the week Shmenda had fired the stable boy Shmstrbeau for sexually molesting a pony.

Schmenda not knowing what to do responeded in her default fasion by stripping naked and yelling... "BATHTUB!!! BATHTUB!!!"

[Brenda Starrr]

Do go on......

[Msterbeau]

*Pours Brenda a cup of chicken soup and joins her at the sick table*

Bleh.

[odims_sphere]

Schmenda not knowing what to do responeded in her default fasion by stripping naked and yelling... "BATHTUB!!! BATHTUB!!!"

The horse, hearing his name being shouted by his naked master, sprang into action immeadiatly devouring the cruton in three quick bites.

[phee]

Shmenda decided to thank the horse in her usual way, and started to put on her chapstick, but was interputed by a giant deamon carrying a lantern and a huge...

[odims_sphere]

...stuffed polar bear. The lantern emitted an eerie orange glow casting dancing shadows on his twisted and distorted face.